Oct
9th
Thu
9th
Cougars, Conrad, and Calories: Another Wince-Worthy Cosmopolitan Cover
Dear Cosmopolitan,
Congratulations! Just when I think I couldn’t possibly be more ashamed of spending my cash on your latest issue, you manage to prove me wrong! You know, I see the guy at my newsstand more often than I see most of my friends, so it would be awesome if you could turn down the blatant lechery just a notch so that I could preserve one minuscule shred of dignity.
