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Marie Claire’s “Fashion 401K” Revolutionizes My Retirement Planning

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Times are tough! The economy is shaky, and my retirement portfolio is leaking money. But thanks to Marie Claire’s in-depth reporting on investment plans, I no longer have to wade through a stack of dry prospectuses in a quest to find a safe haven for my hard-earned cash. Instead, I’ll just follow their suggestions and put my money into high-yield, high-end fashion! After all, according to “Fashion 401K” in the September issue, these pricey clothes “earn interest as you wear them.” Shopping for designer goods is just like opening a savings account, only far more stylish!

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