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We Read It So You Don’t Have To: What Jessica Biel Reveals in Bazaar

Jessica Biel landed the cover of the August issue of Bazaar—and inside, she’s the star of an eight-page feature that pairs her with five designers in a series of dance-inspired poses. I say “dance-inspired” because little actual dancing is evident, especially on the part of the designers. Vera Wang is “play[ing] ballerina” by sitting on a metal ladder. Is that how it works? Because in that case, I am “scaling Mt. Everest” while, in fact, I’m stretched out on my couch watching America’s Best Dance Crew. (What? Shut up.)

Aside from that noteworthy instruction in exaggeration, the article wasn’t totally without merit!

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